Tuesday, April 29, 2008

How-To: Multiple Orgasms for Men

God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things

He had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating.

"It's a very handy thing", God told the couple, whom he found under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted it."

Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems the sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have it, It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the snow. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please...?

On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, then he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability. And so Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his misdirection while in a vertical position. And so, he was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while. And it was good.

"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts, "What's left here? Oh, yes. Multiple orgasms?

Many women have enjoyed a wonderful night of passion topped by multiple orgasms. For men, however, it is a rare occurrence. The best that men often get to experience is an orgasm from oral sex then a brief rest and then an orgasm from intercourse. Two orgasms per sexual act. Some men are lucky enough to orgasm and ejaculate, retain their erection and continue to experience another orgasm. Either way men often are unable to experience the muscle clenching and fluttering of orgasm repeatedly.

Some men do find that they enjoy their partner?s orgasms just as much and take great pleasure from giving as many orgasms as possible. Now women are not complaining about this sacrifice men make but when it comes down to the facts it just isn't fair for the men. There are some new methods that say a man can experience more orgasms without ejaculating. They are described in depth in multiple texts.

They say that all work and no play make Jack a dull boy, but with some work maybe Jack can have some extra fun while he plays. The following text is a summary of some exercises from a book called The Multi-Orgasmic Man by Mantak Chia and Douglas Arava.

By following these exercises the theory is that a man can experience multiple orgasms. The first section covers the importance of breathing.

  1. Sit on a chair with your back straight and your feet touching the floor about shoulder width apart.

  2. Place your hands over your navel and relax your shoulders.

  3. Inhale though your nose and feel your lower abdomen expand at the navel area so that it bulges outward. Your diaphragm will also descend.

  4. Keeping your chest relaxed, exhale with some force to pull the lower abdomen back in, as if you were pulling your navel back toward your spine. Feel your penis and testicles pull up.

  5. Repeat steps 3 and 4.

Next you are supposed to learn how to concentrate:

  1. Slowly inhale and exhale. Count each complete inhalation and exhalation as one breath.

  2. Continue breathing from the belly and counting from one to one hundred, thinking only about your breathing.

  3. If you notice that your mind has strayed, start again.

  4. Practice this exercise twice a day until you can count to one hundred with ease.

You must also find your PC muscle; the PC muscle is responsible for the rhythmic contractions during intercourse. The stronger the PC muscle the stronger the orgasm.

  1. When you are about to urinate, stand on your toes and the balls of your feet.

  2. Inhale deeply.

  3. Exhale slowly; forcefully push out the urine while pulling up on your perineum and clenching your teeth.

  4. Inhale and contract your PC muscle to stop the flow of urine midstream.

  5. Exhale and start urinating again.

Repeat steps 4 and 5 three to six times or until you have finished urinating.

Now you must strengthen the muscle:

  1. Inhale and concentrate on your prostate, perineum, and anus.

  2. As you exhale, contract your PC muscle around your prostate and around your anus while at the same time contracting the muscles around your eyes and mouth.

  3. Inhale and relax, releasing your PC, eye, and mouth muscles.

  4. Repeat steps 2 and 3, contracting your muscles as you exhale and releasing them as you inhale, nine to thirty-six times.

Since you have done all the exercising now you should enjoy the results. The book describes the exercise to perform during masturbation.

  1. Start by lubricating your penis. Oil is generally better than lotion, which dries up more quickly.

  2. Pleasure yourself however you like, remembering to massage and stimulate your entire penis, your scrotum, and you perineum, including the Million-Dollar Point (a point on the perineum just forward of the anus). Continue to breathe deeply and regularly, as you learned in exercise 1.

  3. Try to notice your increasing levels of arousal: notice the tingling at the root of your penis, notice the stages of erection, and notice your heartbeat rise.

  4. When you are getting near ejaculation, stop and rest (possibly breathing in deeply and holding the breath for a second or two). Try to notice the contraction of your PC muscle and anus that occurs at contractile-phase orgasm, although don't be surprised if it takes some time to experience this without ejaculating. You can also try to squeeze your PC muscle around your prostate if the prostate starts contracting and you are afraid you might fall over the edge.

  5. After you regain control, you can start again as many times as you like and continue for as long as you like.

Well gentlemen, the only way to perfect this method is to practice, practice and practice. Eventually you will maintain the control necessary to orgasm during intercourse over and yes, over again.

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